Robert Pattinson Dumps Kristen Stewart

I can’t help but laugh my ass off over this ridiculous charade. It seems as though there was a prize for the mainstream tabloid that can come up with the most shocking hoax possible. They truly are trying hard to outdo each other and since Twilight is the most talked about movie series and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart – the main protagonists of the saga are the most talked about celebrities (aside from shocking death of Michael Jackson) – they are targeted the most. Australian New Weekly magazine came with an idea to hit public with news of Kristen Stewart being pregnant with Robert Pattinson’s baby. Life & Style weekly magazine is now responding by claiming that Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart. Those guy must have a good laugh every day reading all this crap about themselves with hardly more than 50% being actually true.
A source tells Life & Style that Robert Pattinson dumped Kristen Stewart for his Remember Me co-star Emilie de Ravin. I can only imagine what will come next. Let me guess – OK Magazine having big letters on the cover saying: Emilie de Ravin who? Robert Pattinson came out of the closet and admitted he is gay. The romance with Harry Potter co-star Daniel Radcliffe is evolving. It’s true love, the boys say. Duh! I should get hired for a position of an Editor in Chief in one of those magazines. I’m truly good at making up bullshit. It would go well with their philosophy.
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August 7th, 2009 at 11:52 am
ok i found out that the whole rob and kristen thing going out and pregnant WAS SOME CRAP OF A JOKE! IT’S NOT TRUE! i HAVE KRISTEN’S EMAIL! SHE’S STILL GOING OUT WITH MICHAEL SOMETHING LOL
August 11th, 2009 at 12:52 am
kristen and rob never went out shes still with MICHAEL years of dating i dont think she would dump for rob
December 21st, 2009 at 9:10 pm
I think no1 realy nos wat went on between both rob and kristen.at least until 1 of them says somethin that clarifies that.stars lke to make alot of appearences.u culdnt guess how many times stars jst make appearences.gets them more regognized and mayb even wanted.so whoever this michael kristen culd b dating still then mayb she is or she isnt.here it from her.of course that culd probably b hard so let these stars live their lives.
December 27th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
That’s compleately imposible !
Robert can’t dump Kristen, they just… love each other too much.
And that’s only one of media’s cover to make people completely worried and crazy.
They’sre just provoking everyone.
January 7th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
robert can’t dump kristen just like that…
they are totaly lovely couple how can that be…..
media just want everyone to worried about all this
by making up the stories….
if we are clever enough we can think is it true or not….we can even search for the truth…
January 25th, 2010 at 10:02 am
I dont think they broke up. He would not of gone though all the pain of not having her to dump her after like 4 months makes no sence to me.