According to The Boston Phoenix, Robert Pattinson is the 100th Unsexiest Man of 2009. In their list of top 100 unsexiest men of 2009, the readers and editors of The Boston Phoenix ranked the Cullen vampire as the 100th unsexiest. The reasons for his placement are just as weird as the placement itself – Robert Pattinson is allegedly not a real vampire (no way… really?) and he reportedly stinks. I guess they should have read Twilight Series [dot] ca prior to jumping to “stinking” conclusions.
To add salt to the wound, The Boston Phoenix claims Robert Pattinson promenades himself in front of every camera that crosses his path, and advices him to enjoy it before another British boy with messier hair than his comes to light.
What can I say. Truly there always is a balance in the universe. When there are lovers, there also must be haters. Thinking that even someone as attractive as Robbert Pattinson would make it on any list of the unsexiest men is beyond me, but I guess it’s the necessary evil that accompanies everyone who makes it big. Excessive hype attracts haters, who would otherwise not say anything and enjoy what the person or movie has to offer, but as soon as something gets massive hype going for itself, it creates an anti-movement as a rule. It was exactly like that with The Dark Knight movie which clearly showed that excessive hype will trigger the wave of haters coming at it from every angle.
And I really find it hard to address the alleged stinkiness of Robert Pattinson. Have nobody else felt stressed out in their life, to a point that you were sweating excessively which made you smell? Isn’t that a human thing that can happen to any of us? Plus let’s not forget that smell of a real man is attractive. While some may prefer over perfumed bodies, others like the men who smell of sweat. I personally prefer the latter. I’ll take the smell of the real man over the smell of an overpriced perfume any time.
To see Robert Pattinson rank in the top 100 unsexiest men of 2009 in The Boston Phoenix, click HERE.
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All this buzz about Rob’s hygene is coming from an unnamed source. If that puss does own his or her words, how can that be considered reliable?
I agree. He´s too into himself and is ugly as hell. And smells bad haha
Well,I hate to admit it,but the news is…kind of negative…for us,we don’t like that kind of news…I mean well,that news was pretty weird….I don’t know,but,Rob was named the top sexiest man in 2008 and also one of the top sexiest men in the world in 2009,and now the 100th unsexiest man?I don’t understand….What’s the purpose of naming him the sexiest man,when he was called unsexy?
By the way…he doesn’t stink and just a correction,he’s handsome…Have you met him?It’s his own opinion when he says that,bcuz he’s the only one who knows himself.
Hoping that this will not happen again…pls.
Люблю этого чертёнка!