Yahoo Answers Question About Cooking with Blood by Twilight Fan

Yahoo Answers Question About Cooking with Blood by Twilight Fan

I’m a big time Twilight fan, but I think some Twihards out there are a little bit off. I mean – look at the one who posted this question on Yahoo Answers. The poster asked whether she could make her boyfriend sick by cooking with blood. She explains that the reason she wants to cook with blood is because she wants a vampire boyfriend.

Well, dear girlfriend – I’d love to have a love affair with Edward Cullen myself, but you need to realize that Twilight series is a fantasy book. None of it is real. Edward Cullen is not real, Twilight movies are not real – it’s just a fantasy and as much as I would like a vampire boyfriend myself, I live with my feet firmly on the ground and don’t make a tool out of myself.

The worst part about this question is that the girl suggests that she cooks with her menstrual blood. I mean comon – way to gross people out and give Twihards a bad name.

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Ashley Greene in an Advertisement for DKNY Jeans

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Actress Ashley Greene who portrays the role of Alice Cullen in The Twilight Saga was recently hired by clothes manufacturer DKNY to pose for their adverts in sexy DKNY jeans. Black and white photos in the gallery below show the … Continue reading

Video of Kermit the Frog Reacting To Twilight

Some Twilight hater created this video of Kermit the Frog reacting to trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1. Those of you who’ve seen the 2 Girls 1 Cup video will probably be familiar with the reaction of Kermit the Frog to it. The creator of this Twilight reaction video used the footage of Kermit the Frog from the Two Girls One Cup video and mixed it together with the Breaking Dawn trailer for this funny result.

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Super Fat Twilight Fan Gets Tattoo of Edward, Bella and Jacob on Thigh

Super Fat Twilight Fan Gets Tattoo of Edward, Bella and Jacob on Thigh

This photo is a proof that Twilight fans come in all sizes, including triple super extra large. This twihard has a thigh size of my hips twice fold. But, unlike me, this Twilight fan got herself a tattoo of Edward Cullen, Bella Swan and Jacob Black on her thigh. Obviously, because her thigh is so fat, the tattoo is large which must have cost a lot of money and caused a lot of pain. Had her thigh been slimmer, the tattoo would have been smaller and cost less in both pain and monetary expenses. Talk about dedication.

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Count von Count Is a Vampire, Edward Cullen Is Not

Count von Count Is a Vampire, Edward Cullen Is Not

…and Twilight haters continue to hate. Nothing new there, however as always, I can’t deny their creativity and wits. In this case, the Twilight haters put together the demotivational poster which compares the notorious Count von Count (The Count Dracula) – the muppet from Sesame Street to Edward Cullen, a vampire from the Twilight Saga movies. According to the Twilight trolls, The Count is a vampire, whereas Edward Cullen is not. Even though a major Twilight addict, I also have to admit that I like Count von Count and how he likes to count so I’m sort of torn here ;)

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Taylor Lautner Kissing Robert Pattinson

Taylor Lautner Kissing Robert Pattinson

As you can see, this is an editorial photo of Taylor Lautner kissing Robert Pattinson. It’s published in a magazine, so it must be true, right? Well, that’s what Twilight haters would like to see. Nothing would please a twilight troll more than seeing an actual, published photo of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson kissing.

Obviously, the photo above is just a simple manipulation whereas the pages of the magazine were bent in such a way so as to hide Kristen Stewart who is between Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson making for an impression that the two are kissing. Twilight trolls never fail to amaze me. Funny though ;)

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The Art of Trolling Twilight

The Art of Trolling Twilight

The art of trolling Twilight is getting crazier by the day. Even as a Twilight fan, I admit that Twilight trolls are pretty funny and do make me laugh with their creations. I’m just surprised people would have no issues putting so much thought, so much time and effort into polishing the art of trolling Twilight. This truly is a far cry for attention, but trolls are here to stay so we might as well have a laugh with them. I actually did when I saw this picture from the first Twilight movie.

It’s from the scene in the classroom where Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen for the first time. The scene doesn’t contain any talking as Edward is overwhelmed with Bella’s scent of blood and can’t contain himself. The troll who put this sequence of pictures together picked screenshots which went well with an intended attempt to troll and it went as follows:

  • Edward Cullen puts hand over his face and says: “Oh God, something smells like fish.”
  • Bella Swan smells her hair and expresses: *sniff, sniff*
  • Bella Swan gives Edward Cullen a deer in the headlights stare and says: “I think it’s my vagina”
  • To which Edward Cullen responds with: “Really? I thought it was mine.”

Bloody funny, but so offensive and trollish. The art of trolling Twilight is definitely one of the most advanced trolling arts on t3h interweb. It’s never gonna stop so let’s laugh with it, not against it.

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Nikki Reed 23rd Birthday Party in Las Vegas

Nikki Reed 23rd Birthday Party in Las Vegas

Actress Nikki Reed who plays the role of Rosalie Hale in the Twilight Saga movies celebrated her 23rd birthday at Planet Hollywood’s Gallery Nightclub and the Sugar Factory in Las Vegas. Accompanying Nikki Reed was her boyfriend, former American Idol contestant Paul McDonald who also enjoyed the party. The birthday bash took place on May 13th in famous casino city in Nevada, a few days ahead of Nikki Reed’s birthday date which falls on May 17th.

Gallery below contains photos from the Nikki Reed’s 23rd Birthday Party in Las Vegas. Happy birthday Nikki from all twilight fans. Judging by the pictures from your birthday bash, you did have a blast, which is awesome:

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Twilight vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Twilight vs Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Hater will hate. This image was put together by someone who just can’t get past the fact that The Twilight Saga is simply more popular than Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Apparently Twilight teaches young impressionable girls that a man can watch a girl at night, can treat her like a child, and think about eating her for dinner, which she would reciprocate by willingness to jump off a cliff for him. Whereas Buffy the Vampire Slayer teaches that no guy is worth any girl’s life. Wow, sexist much?

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49 Year Old Cathy Ward Gets Full Back Twilight Tattoo

49 Year Old Cathy Ward Gets Full Back Twilight Tattoo

If you thought Twihards are all in their teens or early 20′s – think again. As can be proven by 49 year old Cathy Ward, the twilight saga has fans in all age groups. To show her passion for Twilight, Cathy Ward rolled up her shirt and got a tattoo of the main Twilight characters inked on her back. But what’s more interesting, is that Cathy Ward got her full back Twilight tattoo to show appreciation because Twilight movies helped her lose weight.

Cathy said that she was so captivated by Twilight, it helped her resist the temptation to stuff her face with food all the time and as a result, she lost 14 dress sizes of weight in just 6 months. She said that it started when she saw the Twilight movie (first one in the series) and she was instantly hooked. She went right out and bought the whole set of Twilight DVDs and books and instead of spending her spare time eating, she dedicated it to reading and watching Twilight.

Since Twilight helped Cathy Ward lose weight, she wanted a permanent reminder that it’s thanks to the Twilight Sage that she’s smaller than she had been before and went to get a small tattoo. But the original idea eventually turned into a larger tattoo and next thing you know, Cathy Ward spends 22 hours in a tattoo chair and spends more than $3,000 for a custom Twilight artwork that covered her whole back.

Cathy says she was more than happy to shell this money out, because if it wasn’t for Twilight, she would have spent it on food and drinks. So instead, she chose to spend it on something she feels very passionate about – Twilight.

But that’s not it for her and tattoos. Cathy Ward says that her full back tattoo is only a beginning and plans to get her whole torso and arms covered with Twilight themed tattoos before she turns 50. She’s a big fan of Robert Pattinson so a tattoo of Edward Cullen will go across her whole abdomen. She hopes one day she’ll get a chance to meet with the Twilight cast to show them her tattoo art and how passionate she really is about the Twilight saga.

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