I’ve stumbled across this video of questionable value featuring little, funny Chinese guy Peter Chao. In the video, Peter Chao talks about the Twilight movies and how they can get you laid and mixes it up with his funny Chinese accent and bunch of swearing. It gets pretty hilarious when he’s having troubles pronouncing the name of Taylor Lautner and screws it up several time during the video. Peter Chao also talks about how uninteresting it is to see Robert Pattinson topless but halts when mentioning Kristen Stewart in the same regard and doesn’t fail to smell his fingers after simulated vaginal fingering. Pretty funny.
My bonus moment was when Peter Chao talked about Taylor Lautner and the fact that his superpowers include the ability to transform into a dog. He summed it up with: Peter Chao eat dog for breakfast and sometimes for afternoon snack. Hilarious video, have a laugh.